Friday, April 15, 2005
I'm sure ya'll will be surprised, but my car acquired an unhealthy stench over the past couple days (enough detail), so I left the windows open a crack last night to air it out. At 5:20 this morning, I woke up to a car alarm going off in my neighborhood. Immediately, I was convinced my car was bein' ripped off. I stealthily walked through the living room to look out the blinds of my front window, all worried I was gonna get shot by the robber. I didn't see anybody, so I flicked the lights a couple times. Still no one. It was then that I realized I don't have a stinkin' car alarm! Ugh.