Generally speaking, the fortunes I get from VCafe have been awesome. I've collected several of them, and they're hanging in my cube. Here are some examples:
Golden hours are coming to you.
You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
You will enjoy good health, you will be surrounded by luxury.
You will make a change for the better.
Your life will be happy and peaceful.
Today, I received this fortune:
You are a happy man.