Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
(stolen from a forward)
My mom sends me the best gifts ever. For Easter, I got the same beanie baby bunny I got two years ago. Now I have one for home and office. I also got a bag of gummy bears. And a very sweet, "you're the best daughter ever" card.